Neat freak? - A little bit but mostly in the kitchen and living room. Bedroom can be a mess at times.
Gym bunny? - I go but not as much as I should.
Computer geek? - A bit but I could do with knowing more than i do.
Sci-fi geek? - A bit but not as much as some.
Comic book geek? - Never got into them.
Fabulous cook? - No, my menu is highly limited.
Showtunes? - Honestly, I never understood them. Don't really go to the theatre.
Midler? - I liked Beaches and The Rose is an awesome movie but that is about it.
Streisand? - I only know Women In love cause an old lesbian flatmate would get drunk and sing it very loudly. Not bad though - she could sing.
Cher? - Nah
Madonna? - I plead the 5th on this one!
Pull off drag in public? - No fucking way!
Pull off pants in public? - Maybe after two years in the gym and the six pack that has hidden away from me all my life decided to make an appearance.
Able to quote fabulous movies? - Does Heathers count?
Witty repartee? - Of course!
Fashion-forward? - No!! Seriously, call Gok Won and tell that fag I need some fucking help!!
Well-groomed? - Yes. Always keep the goatee trim and the head shaved every other day.
Perfect hair? -See above.
Good dancer? - I have been complimented so I suppose so.
Disco bunny? - When the mood takes me. Can be equally comfortable in XXL as I am in Vagabonds.
Bathhouse buddy? - I don't have one that I go to the saunas with - if I go, I'd rather go alone
Wine connoisseur? - Not at all. I like red wine. That's it.
Fine dining connoisseur? - Not at all. I look at fancy food on the telly and usually think to myself "Is that all there is????"
Green thumb? -Not really.
Judgmental queen? - show me one that isn't.
Buy Perfect gift for perfect occasion? - I do try if I have to.
Interior decorating? - Not really. Could do with some help in that department as well.
Protest queen? - Apart from the occasional pride march - not really.
Sew/knit? - Yeah right - never learned how.
Dated Leigh Chapman? - Who? Erm, no.